amphibioscope

your weekly amphibian-infused horoscope

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2021-September-05, Volans (Apr 22 - June 1): A challenge may be on its way but don’t try to climb over it. Your amphibian spiritual guide Boana cinerascens urges you to swim in a single layer of plankton on the surface of the water, not in a large mass-filled container (Heyer et al. 2005).

2021-September-05, Eridanus (June 2 - July 17): You may be tempted to focus on minor matters today but if that’s the message of the stars it will only be a relief. Your amphibian spiritual guide Amolops panhai warns against swimming or climbing overhanging water masses, especially on land. Looked these over, I rarely saw them.

2021-September-05, Scutum (July 18 - Sept 1): There is no point trying to work out what is going on because as far as you are concerned it all will be revealed in the fullness of time. Your amphibian spiritual guide Bufotes latastii predicts that a frog will eat a mouse within two weeks, without mercy or remorse.

2021-September-05, Hercules (Sept 2 - Oct 17): No matter how strong your organizational skills may be you must not ignore other people, especially people who are not up to your standards. Your amphibian spiritual guide Ameerega petersi hopes that by calling, he can teach other species of Ambystoma acarpicus how to swim, using a water spray.

2021-September-05, Phoenix (Oct 18 - Dec 2): A new moon in your sign means you can afford to win others round to your way of thinking. If someone tries to get you down an interesting path they will only succeed. Your amphibian spiritual guide Desmognathus aeneus urges you to avoid direct calling (Heyer and Gascon 1995, Simões et al. 2018).

2021-September-05, Lepus (Dec 3 - Jan 17): Cosmic activity in the area of your chart that governs your wellbeing will make you more generous than usual over the next few days. Your amphibian spiritual guide Kaloula baleata says, “Kaloula does not only walk on the surface but also burrows into the detritus of other species, especially microhylid frogs, e.g. 3.4 %

2021-September-05, Circinus (Jan 18 - Mar 4): You must keep your head down and stay cool. It may not be possible to swim against the tide but you can still hit the mark. Your amphibian spiritual guide Uperoleia altissima warns that the frogs are carnivorous, preying on humans, small ants, and so on.

2021-September-05, Coma Berenices (Mar 5 - Apr 21): You should know by now that this is no time to take risks. According to the planets a rival is planning to turn your dreams into realities, and you are right to be hopeful. Your amphibian spiritual guide Blommersia grandisonae predicts that L. orangutrendris will call from perches about 1.5 m above the ground, sometimes far from the water.